{"id":1767,"date":"2020-11-09T17:14:33","date_gmt":"2020-11-09T17:14:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lostlogos.co.uk\/?page_id=1767"},"modified":"2021-01-20T18:50:16","modified_gmt":"2021-01-20T18:50:16","slug":"kawasaki-gpz900","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/turnillhiswebsite.co.uk\/?page_id=1767","title":{"rendered":"Kawasaki GPz900"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"alignleft size-large is-resized\"><a href=\"https:\/\/turnillhiswebsite.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/GPz900LHweb.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/turnillhiswebsite.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/GPz900LHweb.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1768\" width=\"177\" height=\"117\" srcset=\"https:\/\/turnillhiswebsite.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/GPz900LHweb.jpg 709w, https:\/\/turnillhiswebsite.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/GPz900LHweb-300x198.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 177px) 100vw, 177px\" \/><\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>By now we were both working and were, frankly, pretty flush.  Maggie had words with me along the lines of &#8220;You&#8217;re 40 and I think you should get yourself a nice motorcycle or you might start running around after other women&#8221;.  What a practical and sensible woman she was.  I determined that the ideal bike would be a 500 single, like the Honda XBR, which would remind me of my Gold Star but be a practical, sensible machine &#8211; where have I heard those words before?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So off we went.  Not much joy on the XBR front, and I sat on a CBR600 but it was ridiculously small for me.  Then on entering Motorcycle City in Gosport, Maggie suddenly exclaimed &#8220;What about that &#8211; it looks great&#8221; &#8230; and it did, and what&#8217;s more was reduced by \u00a3700 &#8211; brand new but last year&#8217;s model.  I recalled it being road-tested in Motorcycle Sport and topping out at 154 mph.  So Maggie&#8217;s choice (&#8216;practical, sensible&#8217;, remember) it was.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A curious blend of the latest technology but old-fashioned stuff like tappets using nuts &amp; bolts (&#8216;P&#8217; &amp; &#8216;S&#8217; again!) rather than shims, so I could do routine maintenance.  It also looked right with its tubular frame and black &amp; gold finish.  Its only fault was the mirrors which (as mentioned in the road test) just showed you your elbows!  Not a lot of good when you are, of necessity, on the lookout for policemen &#8230; but that soon got fixed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Early on, on the way back from work one night, I had to brake heavily and discovered a diesel spill causing the bike to fall to the ground, wrecking the fairing and &#8230; a mirror.  It was a low speed tumble but the repair cost \u00a31,500!  The bike had only cost \u00a34,000.  Ridiculous.  However the insurers paid up and I profited by having them fit the mirrors from the next update, which actually allowed the police to be spotted &#8211; hooray!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So, bike carefully run in.  Time to see what she would do.  At 4 am on a Sunday morning I warmed her up nicely and headed up the Horndean dual carriageway &#8230;  This is a straight stretch of the A3 between the village of Horndean and Butser Hill in Hampshire.  It is about 2 miles of straight smooth road with no side turnings and good visibility.  Arriving at the top, I headed back, taking her to 10,500 in each gear.  And yes, I saw 155 mph on the clock before I felt I should shut off as I approached the on-slip after Horndean.  Wow, and completely effortless.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And this continued.  British Gas held a conference for IT people (like me) in Harrogate in 1990.  I sent my luggage up with a colleague in his car and rode up on the bike.  On the A34 I recall doing 140 enjoying a sort of &#8216;rapture of the deep&#8217; &#8211; where divers are so entranced by the experience that they forget they are underwater and remove their masks, etc..  In my case it was a sort of lunacy whereby I felt I was in another ominipotent existence where lesser beings disappeared on my left-hand side as if they were stationary.  Having said that, I remained conscious of the fact that that they would not be expecting somebody arriving at twice their speed when they considered overtaking &#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I took the Bicester road to get to the M1 and in those days it was mostly single carriageway with a 40 mph limit and full of articulated trucks.  However I found that if I could see past two trucks  I could drop two gears and pass them before the next bend.  On the other hand, as I passed the second truck I was probably doing over 80 and had to somehow get round that bend!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Arriving at the rather posh Harrogate hotel I was concerned for the security of this beautiful machine.  So I asked at reception if there was somewhere safe to store it.  The manager arrived and suggested I park it immediately in front of the main entrance &#8211; bravo!  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p> The years went by and the machine showed itself to be solidly built.  I recall only a water leak from the pump, probably a seal suffering from lack of use.  The battery, for instance, lasted 8 years despite there being sometimes months with the bike unused.  After 11 years there were some issue &#8211; like rust in the (V. Expensive) exhaust system.  Then in 2000 I was returning with the requisites to do an oil change when I was knocked off it in the back lanes near my house by &#8230; another Kawasaki, coming the other way.    <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It was a big cruiser with no ground clearance.  His frame dug in I saw his handlebars see-saw and then he came across the road immediately in front of me.  We were both doing about 40 mph.  I struck his front wheel and flew through the air, landing on my face and knees.  If I had not been wearing a full-face helmet I would no longer have a full-face &#8230;  The bike was facing the other way and in a ditch beside the road.  How much energy is required to turn a bike weighing 4 cwt around and plonk it in a ditch?  The other rider was still sat on his bike!  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Happily my neighbour&#8217;s daughter was passing and gave me and the other rider a lift home to arrange for the bikes to be recovered.  We returned to the site in my car to find a police Range Rover surveying the scene.  The officer said he was delighted to see us as the last time he had found a bike in a ditch like this, he had recovered the rider&#8217;s head from the adjacent field &#8211; doubtless wonderfully protected by his crash-helmet?  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He apologised for having to breathalise us but then his machine wouldn&#8217;t work so didn&#8217;t bother.  As we turned to go my legs suddenly gave way and my new &#8216;friend&#8217; had to drive me home.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"alignleft size-thumbnail\"><a href=\"https:\/\/turnillhiswebsite.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/Negative0-02-021.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/turnillhiswebsite.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/Negative0-02-021-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1774\"\/><\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>It had only done 17,000 miles in the 11 years and, given its speed, I was not happy to repair it.  I sold it my neighbour&#8217;s son in law at the price you make for a chum only to discover he already had a buyer and made a 50% profit on it. A disappointing end, in every way.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-layout-flex wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link\" href=\"https:\/\/turnillhiswebsite.co.uk\/?page_id=49\">Return to Bikes &#8230;<\/a><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link\" href=\"https:\/\/turnillhiswebsite.co.uk\/?page_id=1776\">Next bike<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By now we were both working and were, frankly, pretty flush. Maggie had words with me along the lines of &#8220;You&#8217;re 40 and I think you should get yourself a nice motorcycle or you might start running around after other women&#8221;. What a practical and sensible woman she was. 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